Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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