i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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