Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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