Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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