Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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