i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
