Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize