Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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