I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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