I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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