I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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