can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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