i just google imaged poop.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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