jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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