I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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