Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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