Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
God I need to hump something, right now.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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