3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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