Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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