everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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