I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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