talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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