Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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