walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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