i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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