You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
