so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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