dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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