yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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