The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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