So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
