I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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