I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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