I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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