i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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