Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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