i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
