someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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