Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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