Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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