We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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