the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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