White coat. Heels.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
