is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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