when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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