Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
