That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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