Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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