he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So squirting runs in the family.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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