God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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