the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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