You really coming over, don't trick.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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