i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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