So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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