Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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