Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The uberlube is also flammable
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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