How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Shame - the story of my life.
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