Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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